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Good work story at golf job

Postby Typhoon » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:59 pm

A couple of weeks ago one of our members needed a date for a dinner and got a girl from an escort service. He came by our place after the dinner and paid to have the woman take a golf lesson. Obviously a hooker, shirt barely on and the heels. The pro/owner here asked if she wanted a t-shirt because you could see everything. She said, no, she was fine with it if he was. So on went the lesson. By the end of the 45 minutes she could hit the ball and told Terry she enjoyed it and she'd tell he friends about it.

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Fast forward to yesterday morning... (You need to know that "FWB" means " Friends with Benefits" if you didn't know already.... )

Good looking woman comes in and starts asking Terry aobut taking golf lessons. While he's telling her about the lessons and prices, she asks him if he ever does anything for "FWB". Terry has NO idea what she's talking about.... He tells her, " My wife does all our advertising and all so I'll check with her and let you know". The woman says ok and leaves. Tert calls his wife and asks her if we do anyhting for FWB. She says she has no idea what FWB is but she'd google it and call him back.

She calls him back and tells him she wanted to exchange sex for golf lessons...

We have an empty private room out back, hate to turn away a customer. I told him I'd take care of the FWB lessons if he wanted to focus on the paying ones. :) I'd just want the payment up front. Group lessons'd be fun huh?
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Re: Good work story at golf job

Postby dax » Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:19 pm

Sounds like the perfect job for you! Of course, you're golf game will go to shit...
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Re: Good work story at golf job

Postby Typhoon » Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:24 pm

dax wrote:Sounds like the perfect job for you! Of course, you're golf game will go to shit...


True...
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Re: Good work story at golf job

Postby ZAP » Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:16 pm

I am betting this was one of those "What planet are we on?" times. :lol:

Hey...... maybe you could get a BJ for some OJ. :idea:
I am actually from the future but I don't remember much of it.
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Re: Good work story at golf job

Postby Typhoon » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:28 pm

It was amazing... Zap, you're like a computer programmer compared to this guy. Indoor Golf&Brothel
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Re: Good work story at golf job

Postby dax » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:41 pm

Typhoon wrote:Indoor Golf&Brothel


Tiger would make for a great spokesman. :idea:
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Re: Good work story at golf job

Postby Typhoon » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:00 pm

dax wrote:
Typhoon wrote:Indoor Golf&Brothel


Tiger would make for a great spokesman. :idea:


I think you're on to something Dax....
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